seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

(via stravvberrysoup)

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker, via catastrophiccumille)

spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

(Source: pyramidslayer, via heynicebeard)

splders:

hey youre cute im ugly opposites attract you have to date me sorry i dont make the rules

(via marimbazn)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur, via heynicebeard)